Pretend Hard

Topic: Jam
100-word drabble (per wordcounter.net)

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"Would you please just stop? If you just jam it in there like that, you're going to break it! And then what will we do?

"Could you shut up? I know what I'm doing!"

"Oh yeah? Could've fooled me!"

"Seriously, I don't need your help but here. If you think you're so damn smart, you do it. Go ahead. Enlighten me in the ways of the master, oh mighty one!"

"You're an ass, you know that?"

"That hurts. Coming from you, that really wounds me. I think I'll go sit and cry now."

"Dammit!"

"What?"

"I think I broke it."