pulped_fictions Short Challenge Prompt: Icon

[lokis_mayhem]

Author/Artist: 1_rhiannon_1
Title: Bob the Zombie Comes to Dinner
Challenge: Short Challenge
Rating & Warnings: Some bad language.
Summary: Bob the Zombie joins the cast of The Walking Dead for dinner. Jon is less than amused.
Author’s/Artist’s Note: This is most definitely crack!fic and it might very well be complete and utter crap as well. However, the pic amuses me and it amused me to write this - I was desperately in need of a laugh. I hope you all enjoy it too. Translation for zombie!speak in parentheses. Word Count: 478
Prompt used: icon (Pick one of your icons and use it as a prompt

"Whoo! That scene was tough work! Move over, Norman. I'm starving!" Jon sank down into the chair next to Norman and sighed in relief as he plunked his tray down on the table. "I don't mind the stunts so much but there's only so many times I can jump over that fence and roll before I start feeling beat up, you know?"

Norman nodded in agreement. "Yeah, man, I hear ya." He eyed Jon's tray and grinned. "You keep eating like that and you'll be too heavy to jump over fences anyway though. You'll be walker-fodder then!"

Jon rolled his eyes and grinned as he started to eat. "Gotta feed the machine, Norm. Can't have me passing out from hunger out there in that hot sun. Besides, I'm blessed with a high metabolism." He pulled his shirt up a bit to show his stomach. "You see these abs?" Norman cracked up laughing. "You're so full of shit, you know that right?"

"Grragh raaarr ggggghhhh!" (Hey guys, what's happening? I'm Bob the Zombie, nice to meet ya.)

Jon looked over at the walker that had just taken the seat next to him. "What the f-? Norm, are you seeing this? Tell me that a walker didn't just sit down here."

Norm looked over and shrugged. "Yeah, so? They gotta eat too, I guess." He picked up his drink and took a sip, watching Jon out of the corner of his eye. "This oughta be good," he thought. He knew that, of all the cast, the walkers bothered Jon more than anyone.

The walker, seemingly oblivious to the tension he'd caused, picked up a hamburger and showed it to Jon. "Grrr aaargh ahhhhhh?" (Hey man, is this made out of brain?)

Jon held his spoon inches from his mouth, milkshake dripping onto the tray in front of him. He couldn't take his eyes off the walker. "Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell are you doing in here anyway? This is a no walker zone. Take a hike."

Bob the Zombie hung his head, dejected. "Unnnnngggghh raaaaaarrrrrllllll pbbbbtttt." (Aww, come on. Can't we call a truce? I'm not here for your brains, I promise. I'll just eat my brain burger and then head back out. What do ya say?)

"Guys, did one of y'all put him up to this," Jon asked, his voice wavering just a little. Jon's cast mates just laughed and choked out responses in the negative.

"Grrrrrr aarrrgh," Bob rasped. (Please? I'm so hungry!)

Jon shook his head. "I can't believe I'm saying this but ok. But if you make one move toward eating me instead of that burger, you're history buddy. Got it?"

"Grrgh." (Thanks.)

The rest of the group burst into laughter as Bob the Zombie raised his brain burger to Jon in a mock toast. Jon just sat there, watching Bob, his milkshake forgotten.

The full picture, cause it is awesomesauce:

Comments

[vulpine137.livejournal.com]

*laugh* You rock!

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow* Thank you, darlin' :o) I was in a crack!fic sort of mood tonight - I'm glad it amused you too *gives you gooey zombie hugs*

[shallowz]

You can't get much crackier than this. *laughs*

What a great photo!

[luveskane.livejournal.com]

Buehahahaa omg I love it babe :)
And since my computer bit the dust, I needed a good laugh tonight.
Can you email me that pic, that is priceless! The look on Jons face bwuhahahahahaa

I love your crackfics!

[lovesswingdance.livejournal.com]

Loved it! hehe :D

[laurainlimbo.livejournal.com]

that picture is awesome! What is Bob the zombie eating, btw??

[autumn-lilacs.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, very funny. Is that blonde on the left Andrea? OMG it's Andrea isn't it?

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

I had great fun with this :o)

I know right? I saw an edited version of this photo in the rickandrea comm and fell in love - I knew I had to icon some of it. THis is the original - the one I saw first had Lori edited out but Norm was between Jon and Bob.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, my beloved Ms. Stalker Lady :D
I'm with you - I was in desperate need of a good laugh. This did it :D
I know right - he looks so.... I don't even know the word for it! I know the walkers in makeup really bother Jon and I could not resist this fic. It's been in my head since last week - this prompt was perfect timing!
I sent the email to your yahoo - is that right? My contacts in gmail are buggered :(

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Thank you darlin'! *mwah*

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

I know right? I loved that pic! The first version I saw was edited a bit but I like this one a little better for these purposes. :) I have no idea what he's eating - I figure it's best to not ask. *g*

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Thanks hon :) I'm glad it gave you a laugh :)
Yes ma'am, that lovely blonde with Andrew's arm around her is Andrea :) And just look at that look on her face! God, that pic is so delicious!

[trekchic.livejournal.com]

LOL, cracktatsic!!

Love the photo. The bloopers for this show have to be awesome.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Thank you :D I had so much fun writing this, you just don't know. The look on Jon's face has amused me for DAYS!

The original pic came from an article about what they "expect" to happen this season on the show. Bob the Zombie was there to represent the untold number of zombie casualties that are expected *g*

[corellian-sugar.livejournal.com]

LOL! I soooo needed something like this today! You are my little crack!fic goddess. ;)

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling you'd like this one honey :D I'm glad you got what you needed :D *mwah* Get some sleep!

[limelygreen.livejournal.com]

Loved it haha :)

That photo is made of win!

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Thank you hon! :D It amused me to write it *g*

I know right? I saw an edited version of it first (Lori was removed) but Norm was between Jon and Bob - I decided to go with this one for iconning purposes :D

[limelygreen.livejournal.com]

I love how everyone removes Lori from stuff, haha :) But the original picture still looks amazing with her in it.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that amused me too :D It does, doesn't it? They all look really good in that pic :D

[cryptictv.livejournal.com]

(just wanted you to see this awesome new icon I know you'd appreciate)
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[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, gorgeous! Hi Sheriff Rick *pounces on him*

[cryptictv.livejournal.com]

haha, yea thought you'd like that :)
although woah did shane look good going all crazy...haha

[cryptictv.livejournal.com]

I want an icon of his hot psycho look after he shaves his head

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I know right? Shane is my honey this season <3 Sometime between the last episode and the time the first episode of this season aired, Shane stole my heart :D

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm *purrs* I plan to make some, that's for sure! I've got the caps but I haven't managed to have time to start editing them yet. I'm still working on season 1 :S

[cryptictv.livejournal.com]

that one you got there is nice ^^^
just when you do them def send me a link ;)
you enjoying the season?
oh I totally feel you girl im still working on true blood s4x09

[cryptictv.livejournal.com]

yea I mean I totally feel for the guy, and there is only so much your brain can take of all the shit happening around you ... not to mention the lil love triangle he was pulled into.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

I agree completely. He's a very complex man in a tragically complex situation. I really feel for him - there are moments when he just breaks my heart. He's the most interesting character to me at this point - there's so much going on inside his head!

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) I grabbed a cap out of that preview after the first episode - it's a bit grainy and the lighting is so hard to work with but I had to have it. I made this one out of that too - that glare! So dark! Not that I blame him for it.
You can count on it babe!
I am LOVING this season! It's so EVERYTHING!!

[cryptictv.livejournal.com]

exactly, and I mean my mother in law said its bad boy syndrome but him having that psycho look in his eye is hot. haha I dont know what that says about me, but haha, I just want to help save him ya know. Lori put him through the ringer.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

It's not bad boy syndrome *grin* He's a good man, he really is. He's complex ;) Oh I know!! I want to scoop him up and just hold him and love him until he forgets all about Lori. Bitch :(